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Full Joke:
So there’s this one Friday night, and Patrick’s been hanging out at the local bar, drinking, drink and drinking all night long. About 3 hours before the bar closes. His buddy Patrick comes into the bar. Paddy Sweeney runs over and grabs him, imposing back by the billiard table and says, Do I need a favor? So Patrick’s like, What’s up, man? He’s like, Well, I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him in the pub for an hour after he closes up? Well, Paddy wasn’t very fond of this idea, but being that Patrick was a lifelong friend. He reluctantly agreed. After the pub closed, Paddy struck up a conversation with the bartender, asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied for at least an hour. After some time went by about 35 minutes, the bartender became suspicious and said, Hey, Paddy, what are you up to with all of this? Why all these questions? Paddy, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse, confessed to his bartender and says, I’m sorry. My friend Patrick is sleeping with your wife right now. And he asked me to keep you occupied. I can’t lie, man. The bartender smiled and put a brotherly hand on Paddy’s shoulder before saying, I think you’d better hurry home, man. My wife died two years ago today.
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