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So, let’s talk about first-date disasters. We’ve all been there, right? That one date that goes so wrong, it’s almost impressive.

I remember one time; I went on a first date with this guy who was so charming and funny over text. But when we met in person, it was like he turned into a completely different person. He was so nervous that he ended up spilling his drink all over me. And not just a little spill, no. He managed to spill the entire glass of red wine on my new white dress.

I mean, the date went downhill from there. But, to be fair, it’s hard to recover from looking like you’ve been attacked by a grape juice monster. And let’s not even talk about the stains. I’m pretty sure I could have given Picasso a run for his money with the abstract art created by the wine.

But, it’s not just me, right? You’ve all had a first-date disaster at some point. Maybe you spilled food on yourself or accidentally said something offensive. I mean, my friend once went on a first date, and her date showed up wearing a t-shirt with his ex-girlfriend’s face on it. I mean, who does that?!

I’m convinced that first dates should come with hazard warnings, like “Warning: May cause awkwardness, embarrassment, and possible permanent emotional damage.”

Anyway, if you’re single and looking to date, just remember that no matter how bad your first date is, it’s not as bad as mine. And if it is, then let’s grab a drink, and we can commiserate together. Thanks for listening, folks and I’ll See Y’all Tomorrow!

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