A BALLS STORY. This story is 100% true and not embellished as it did in fact happen to me in spring of 2017. I went to bed on a Sunday night and all was normal. But Monday morning came around and I woke to a problem. I went to the bathroom, And took off my shorts to find that I now had a cumquat on the left, and a walnut on the right.
I was in med school back then, and decided to suffer through the mild pain and go to class. After which I went to the hospital. There I was seen by an advanced registered nurse. She examined my family jewels and sent me for a CT and a ultrasound. Neither of which came back with anything conclusive. So they decided to try antibiotics.
Round 2
By the end of the week I was at the size of the still cumquat, and now a tangerine. So off to the hospital I go, As it had been longer than 3 days, and the antibiotics should be working. This time I was seen by 2 doctors, 2 nurses, Another ultrasound tech, And the CT guy.
They decided, with once again no definitive diagnosis to continue the antibiotics for a few more days. And added a shot in the ass to it. Over the weekend things got worse, And once again come Monday I decided to go to class not wanting to miss any school.
When I got to school i could barely walk. I was now at the size of a cumquat and an orange. My instructor would not let me stay, And had another student drive me to the hospital. This time around I was seen by 4 doctors, 3 nurses, Another ultrasound tech, And the CT guy.
After which I was temporarily left in the hallway of the ER. About an hour later yet another doctor came around and said they would be taking me for those tests. I said I already had them and was just wheeled back here. He thought for a moment, And said that I was special as I had 7 doctors total on my case. I was like wow, And he said that I was being admitted for surgery.
Part 2 next week of A BALLS STORY