ALIGATOR PROTESTS HAND BAGS! According to the “Gator Whisper”. The alligator was blocking traffic on a local road in Ft. Meyers in protest of fake hand bags. According to the gator whisper, the gator is mad about bags made to look like him.
In related news, a Pig in Oregon was arrested for protesting against bacon. He was also reported to be a part of the same animal gang that dumped chicken nuggets all over a PA hiway,
Also 2 cows wandered through a neighborhood storming into peoples homes and destroying the refrigerators in an attempt to spoil the beef. They were captured about an hour after the rampage started.
Southern Mayhem
Animals across the country have seemed to be going amuck more often. Dr. Broheim of Gastons University says that the data shows animals can communicate among themselves and other species. Because of this, Pets that owners allow to watch shows like “ZOO” have taken to the streets and spread the word.
And Penguins in Antarctica had to be put down for trying to disconnect power to the barracks in the middle of the night. They were almost successful. at least it was not ALIGATOR PROTESTS HAND BAGS!
