Boring Oregon, is the place you kick back and do nothing but yawn. With the only thing in this town being the tag line “An exciting place to live”.
But I guess you could call some things there exciting. Like if there wan an accident. Or if someone decided to streak. But I really don’t think that is possible. One resident I spoke with said that he moved there because of the name.
“Yes, I moved here to get rid of action.” Apparently he wants nothing but laid back days, and lots of boredom and yawning. With the speed limit set at 5 mph any accident that my happen might cause on lookers to open their eyes for a moment.
Another man left the town fast. He said it was because the only film that played there was “The Artist” which has been playing there non stop ins 2013. It is so boring, you can not do any of the following.
- No weddings on ice skates
- No Whistling underwater.
- Shoe laces MUST be tied while walking down the street
- Women must not wrestle
- Animal sex not allowed in the city limits.
- No Juggling
Pretty much it boils down to if it is fun, then you can not do it. Boring Oregon, is the place for no fun or anything that might raise an eyebrow.