Bread Pillow. First it was the scientists with their pickles, now it’s bakers and bread. Someone decided to host a pillow convention in the same city, at the same time, and in the same expo center as a baker’s anonymous meeting.
Brace yourself, it resulted in something so adorable, so cute, so likable, so comfy that it’s almost illegal.
Designed to be as fluffy as the clouds inside a perfectly baked loaf of bread, this pillow was almost the downfall of our bakers. When this pillow came out of the oven, he was so enamored with it’s perfectly browned crust and gentle squishy feel that he decided he absolutely had to have one in his office.
Problem was now he kept working later and later, doing nothing but stroking his pillow and admiring it. He started coming home late and smelled of pillow based perfume. His wife got so jealous that she kicked him out and made him stay at a hotel for a week.
Eventually he decided to come clean and show the pillow to his wife. She was so enamored and obsessed with it that she didn’t even know he moved back in. Of course now the pillow sleeps between him and his wife, so the damage was done.