Yesterday outside of Atalla Alabama an old guy, we will call him Henry, was bug eyed busted!
It all started when Henry was driving down a two lane road, stoned out of his gourd. He veered off of the road into a culvert so slowly that the car just laid on the passenger side without any major damage. Unable to correct the problem Henry grunted, hollered and yelled as he climbed out of the driver side window.
A resident in the area herd the noise, and called 911. A short while later the volunteer fire dep showed up to help. They figured out fast that the man was not injured and quiet stoned. They called for the sheriff to come out.
“look at me and the car”
The sheriff was otherwise occupied so a state trooper responded instead. The State trooper arrived just as the man was kicking the car, and the trunk popped open. Out fell 3 bricks of goofy grass. Probably the same stuff Henry had been smoking.
the state trooper saw this and just about to say something Henry walked up to him. “shit man, my weed fell out” (pause) ” You think I should hide it before the cops show up?” With a puzzled look the state trooper said “I think you had better’
Henry proceeded to stash the Weed under some weeds and brush. when he was finished he returned to the state trooper and said “pigs wont find it there.” The fire fighters in the background started rolling laughing out loud. Henry turned and looked at them, then back to the state trooper and said “what are they laughing about?” the trooper said “you”. Henry looked puzzled. The state trooper looked at henry and said ” Look at me and look at the car, and then think about it.”
Henry looked at the car, then the trooper, and did it a few more times. Then as the whacky grass wore off he looked at the trooper, his eyes bugged out of his head and said “SHIT!” yep he figured out he had hid the grass in the grass if front of the trooper and was Bug Eyed Busted.