BUSTED BY THE PROSTATE! A woman hired on to a law firm earlier this year as a paralegal. 2 months later it came time for the medical exams and some of the guys there were talking about the prostate exam. Apparently this woman was afraid of doctors. And in a panic trying to get out of the mandatory exams she said that she already had hers.
The men said nothing to her as they were attorneys and she was but a secretary. And so the day came. She entered the private office that was set up for the doctor to do exams; And without batting an eye told him she already had her prostate exam. Now the doctor didn’t flinch. After all there are many male to female transgendered people in the world. She also fit the age and was 51.
The doctor asked how long ago and she replied more than a year ago. The doctor told her that it had to be done every year for the insurance. And so he had her step behind the curtain and put on the gown with the opening in the back. Now it just so happens that when she was younger she had butt implants done and the scars were definitely there.
So the doctor has her bend over the table. He see the scars and implant lines and thinks nothing of it. He dawns his glove, gets the lube; And in he goes. After a few seconds he removes his fingers and takes off the gloves. He askes her if she was sure that she had that exam before. She reassures him that she had had it before. The doctor asks when she had the sex reassignment surgery. She replied “The what?!”
The BOTTOM line (BUSTED BY THE PROSTATE!)
The doctor says; “Your surgery from male to female. I’m wondering why they removed your prostate” she almost passed out and said ” I was born a woman” Doctor looking quite puzzled and beginning to rack a smile said “Well Mam, Only men have Prostates; which means since you were not born a man, you lied.”