Fake Boob Floats Away is top on the funny AF list this week. It all happened in Germany when a “Trangendered’ swimmer was competing in a race. The start gun fired, and the swimmers jumped in. Almost Immediately the so called trans swimmers right boob felt the need to not drown and float to safety.
As the swimmers raced on the audience looked on in laughter as they one by one began to spot it. The swimmers reached the other end, turned and headed back. in the mean time the commotion and waves of the water, sent the boob into the lane of another swimmer.
That swimmer got hit in the face with the floating boob, and startled, broke stride. As it turns out that swimmer would have most likely won the race. but that’s not the end of the story.
The face hit swimmer, took the boob and showed it to judges. One of the judges took it in his hand and raised it up in the air high above his head. “This boob wrecked the race.” It was not to difficult to find the owner among female competitors.
The owner of the boob was not even aware that they had lost it. He was too busy celebrating the win. judges approached him and then he saw it. he immediately rushed out of the pool area. At first the audience was thinking it was due to embarrassment.
As it turns out it was due to the fact that he was not actually trans, but a regular man in disguise. he had been a looser and no medal winner competing against other men, so he had the bright idea to pass himself off as trans in order to compete against weaker competitors.
He was taking injections, but it was saline, not estrogen. If it was the real deal, then his Boob would not have floated away.