A Seattle man went into a local hospital complaining of pain in his rectum. The original check in complaint was that it hurt real bad to sit down. Doctors sent the unidentified man in for an x-ray. When the images come back they were surprised to find a fidget spinner in the image.
The man told the doctor that he must have “wiggled” it up there in his sleep, because he was playing with it before going to bed. The only way to remove it was surgically. Needless to say the operation was a success and the man returned home, with instructions to use the inflatable doughnut to sit on, and to not let his “fidgeting fingers” wander.
