FLORIDA MAN SNAPPED BY SNAPPERS. This is the story of a man named Fred. A poor ole plumber who was almost dead. Then one day wile fixing a sink, Had an idea, but didn’t think it would stink.
Fred was called to fix a sink at a Florida pet store. While he was there he decided to supplement his income by stealing 6 baby snapping turtles. He took them out of the warmer and stuck them down his pants after finishing up. it is unknown if he knew they were snappers or not.
Fred left the store but did not take them out of his pants before getting into the van. Approximately a mile down the road the 6 snappers decided to snap the worm. It was lunch time for the baby’s. The now in pain Fred swerved and hit another car and took out some mail boxes.
Rather than stop, Fred headed for the hospital after seeing how much blood he was loosing. When he arrived, he collapsed just inside the ER entrance. Doctors rushed him back, cut off his pants, and there they were. 6 snappers snapping down on his worm.
The doctors were able to save Fred, but not his worm. There was not enough left to attach, so they left him with a stump. Police showed up soon after, and took stumpy to jail.