Instant Underpants. Have you ever found yourself over at a friend’s house when all of a sudden a CODE BROWN emergency hits? Has the taco bell taken effect before you can get to your favorite thinking spot? The backdoor trots come for all of us sooner or later. That’s why you should always be prepared with instant underwear in a can!
Do you want to live free from worrying about the green apple splatters?
Now you too can have the peace of mind to know that wherever you are when you have to attend your last meal’s funeral you will never be caught without a backup plan for your backdoor blowout.
Simply open this handy tin, place the puck in the sink and run water over to rehydrate the underwear. For best results wait until dry before wearing.
Go ahead and enjoy that second double cheeseburger with bacon and extra large fries! Order that pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni and a side of salami! Enjoy that Bacon, Lots of bacon, Tons of bacon BLT!