NUT TANNING
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NUT TANNING

NUT TANNING

NUT TANNING is the new thing that the left does not want the right believing in! Because Tucker Carlson was the one to do a big story on it and say that it raises testosterone levels; The other side countered with it lowers sperm count. Sperm and hormones are two different things. But here is what the left does not want you to know.

It raises testosterone levels and helps your anger grow making you more willing to join Antifa. It also makes your manly scent more potent and will drive women wild. Of course to do this you need to expose your berries to sunlight; and that tans the whole body at the same time. Turning you much ‘darker’ than you were.

Of course you are to wrap the stem in gauze to prevent it from tanning. That away they know you are not a true ‘darkie’. . As for lowering sperm count, well there is not any evidence to support that. Men have been tanning them for years and still having kids. Some even say that the tanning makes them more potent. Heat them up, then cool them down after putting clothes on. The same idea of hot/ cold therapy is used to heal muscles.

Over all the left wants more potent men on their side so the want NUT TANNING.

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