Pink Money Eater. Have you ever wondered what happens to your money after it’s put in a bank? The number one secret that the banks don’t want you to know is that your money gets eaten by pink faced boxes in the bank!
Yes it’s true! Your hard earned money is soon going to be gobbled up by pink faced things that they keep deep in the bowels of the safes at the bank. These things are so ugly, so hungry, and so clever that they have to keep them under lock and key. One even chased down a homeless guy and stole his pocket change!
Now though, through much work with whips and chains, the bankers have been convinced to sell the less aggressive versions to the public. Now you too can own your very own pink faced money eater! Bankers recommend it as a way to save money at home.
How does it help you save money? Simple! As soon as you walk in the door, this terrifyin..er..lovely pink box will chase you…er…follow you around the house until you feed it any loose pocket change. Then when you try to use that money to buy things, the pink box viciously eats…er…gently nibbles on your fingers as you take money out of it.
We guarantee that you’ll never want to buy things with loose change again!