ROBBERY GONE DATELESS. That is what happened at a liquor store in Fargo North Dakota. Late last Thursday night a man walks into a liquor store to rob it. There were no cameras, and no one there but a blind cashier.
The robber Toby Bryant did not know that the cashier was blind and there were no cameras. And as he walked in he instantly fell head over heals in love with her. At first he forgot that he was robbing the store, and began to engage in conversation with her.
Because the cashier was so familiar with the layout of the store, that she walked around as if she could see. He chatted her up and got her to laugh and smile a bit, and even play with her hair. A clear sign she was interested. After about 15 mins of this, Toby remembered what he was there for. And pulls his gun, But the girl took no notice.
Toby demanded the money; And she laughed thinking it was a joke. Finally he jabbed the gun into her stomach and she felt it with her hand. And at this point she knew it was a gun. And she complied and gave him the money, and a bottle of jack. Because she was a cool person she continued to smile and giggle. Toby then proceeded to tell her that he was very interested in her and left his name and number.
Toby left the store thinking he not only robbed it, but had a chance with her. Needless to say that she herself could not read what he had written. She of course called the cops, Who could read what he wrote down. They all waited till the next day, and the cops dialed the number, and she asked him out on a date. And later that night he showed up for the date. Cops promptly arrested him. He saw her and asked why? “I thought you liked me?” to which she replied “I’m blind, I’ve never even seen you”. ROBBERY GONE DATELESS