According to a psychological survey conducted this week, a combination of inflation, gas prices and the war in the Ukraine has caused 90% of Americans to experience less stress. And have more sex.
In fact, reports have come in from around the country about people feeling the need to get into the pants of another person while pumping gas. Others report euphoric feelings while handling overpriced veggies and meats. But the war in the Ukraine has even had more effects than just the other two alone.
The war, combined with those whom just filled their vehicles with gas, and immediately went shopping afterwards, claim to have sex fantasies with Joe Biden. Most of the ones reported involved sticking “an object” up Joes ass.
