Udderly Cow Mug. Are you having trouble starting the day? Do you wish that you could start the day off with just the right amount of cow? Now you can with this udderly great coffee mug.
Perfect for those who like milk with their coffee or tea, this mug is there to help get your day mooving along. Generously sized with a 20 ounce capacity, this mug is perfect for that cow lover in your life, or for that cow you share your life with, or for that person who’s fluent in bovine leavings.
No matter who you buy this for, this gift is sure to stand out from the herd!
Now I wouldn’t recommend buying this for the rancher in your life. I wouldn’t want to be them if a herd of cows looked into their kitchen and saw this mug. They might be given a warmer welcome than usual by the herd the next feeding time.
And if you or someone you know is into the whole cow motif, then this mug will make a nice centerpiece on their table. Right next to the cow butter dish, the cow salt and pepper shakers, and the cow dish scrubber holder, and the cow soap dispenser, and the cow spoon rest.
On second thought, maybe it’s best to send a gift card for psychiatric help instead.