Is your life not full of enough pickles? Do you constantly go around wishing that life was more musical wherever you went? Are you suffering from intense yodel withdrawal?
Fear not! Scientists have found a cure for all of those very specific ailments and maladies! They’ve invented what can only be described as the result of a drunken night at the swiss pickle and yodeling convention. The yodeling pickle!
After being turned down by every sane woman in a 10 mile radius, our drunk, and more than a little crazy, scientists decided to retire to the laboratory for a night of drunken celebration with lab equipment.
Turns out one of the pickle barrels meant for the convention got delivered to the lab by mistake. We still have a warrant out for the arrest of the delivery driver for pickle related crimes.
When our drunk scientists saw that poor, innocent, defenseless, pickle barrel just sitting there minding its own business they decided there was only one thing to do. Drag it…er…Invite it inside for some freshly distilled alcohol!
By the time our scientists were done the next morning, the poor pickle barrel was getting married to one scientist, while three were in jail for pickle related crimes and one was in jail for barrel related crimes. We still don’t know the whereabouts of the last scientist. He was last seen asleep on the roof of the lab using a bundle of taped together pickles as a pillow.
Rumor has it that at night near the lab you can still hear the faint sound of pickle based yodeling to this very day.